The show began with a scene of Ben skinny dipping with one of the girls. DD got so excited that she flailed her hands up in the air and spilled her Diet Sierra Mist everywhere.
Sab: I totally love Ben in his casual, army green button-up shirt. The laid back Sonoma style works for him.
Kacie B got the first date card. She seems like the only one that is down to earth. Obviously the other girls are jealous and call her annoying. We don’t think she is annoying but her laugh is for sure. JW also is not okay with the face that she is dressed in shorts and he is wearing a sports coat. DD was upset about the strategic placement of the baton in the window of the candy shop. Because obviously a candy shop would sell batons. They obviously really like each other though, he felt comfortable enough to talk about his father with her, gave her a rose so she knows she is moving forward and took her to the theatre to watch home movies of them when they were little.
DD: If this was an actual tv show I’d be like “awwwww” they are cute together. But I know that he’s gonna go mess around with some other girl in the pool later.
Group date number one:
Kids made the girls act like fools in front of Ben. They thought the girls were idiots. “Don’t worry, we’re only kids!” Kids say the darndest things… “the one with the…uh…I wasn’t a fan of her.”
The naked sheep moment was incredibly inappropriate as was the gingerbread girl’s outfit! Hello - There are children present!
Not only does he like desperate girls, apparently he likes middle schoolers too. Isn’t that illegal? This is whats wrong with America today.
We don’t think they’re expecting anything professional…what do you think they have in those SOLO cups?(Toby Keith would be proud)
JW says remember Boy Meets World? Doesn’t Ben look like Rider Strong?
Of course the cocktail waitress makes out with Ben in the pool. We'd be shocked if any of these girls stay with him after the show.
Blakely and Ben in the pool was a little much. Who does she think she is? Blakely is now fakely! There are more respectable ways to get a mans attention than being so sleezy. She makes us sick. (Stage 5 clinger anyone?) We can’t believe that Ben gave her the stinkin’ rose. UGH!!!! She is sooooo fake. He will find out soon enough that she’s not the one for him.
Kacie and the Jennifer (The Red Head) get the props tonight. Way to keep in classy, ladies.
Our Bachelor clearly has a thing for brunettes which forces him to lose some brownie points with these three blonde bloggers!
Monica is a lesbian-not a bad angle! I mean when one of these hot girls is feeling rejected she can swoop in with “I totally would of given you a rose! Wanna run away with me?”
We’re really disappointed that the “Blogger”, Jenna is such a weirdo since she initially inspired us to become bloggers ourselves, but this girl is a nut case that or she really knows how to earn her 15 minutes of fame. (and what's with her face? The weird tics?)
Before OUR reality show airs we’re going to have start practicing crying on command (after we get some bad ass spray tans that is!).
HOLY CRAP! We almost missed the end of the show because JW had American Pickers set to record! Thanks to DD for being quick with the remote. Phew ... that was a close one.
Till next week...
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