2-20

     Well you know we’ve really gotten sick of watching this show when we have to D.V.R. it because we decide to stay at Kosta’s and celebrate President’s Day rather than come home and watch it, but we are no quitters so we will finish what we started no matter how bad it gets and I for one still want our own reality show, but I think maybe all we can learn from this one is bad spray tans and lots of tears… and while my allergies prevent me from spray tanning I do plenty of fake baking in the tanning bed and I have really mastered fake tears and after driving around in an un-inspected vehicle for months I’m pretty sure that Danielle must have too. I was after all a theatre major for one semester. If I had paid more attention to this show I’d have more to say about the show and less useless banter…
     But here’s what I do know about the show… Tonight’s episode took place in the remaining girl’s hometowns. All the girls called Ben their “boyfriend”. Sorry ladies, but a man who’s got 5 other women is not your “boyfriend”! A couple of the women left tonight seem really sweet and cute, which is why I have officially decided that I actually hope Ben does pick Courtney because he’s an a-hole and they deserve each other. He doesn’t deserve K.C. or Lindsey!
     The first date was at Lindsey’s parent’s home. Lindsey’s family seems pretty well to do themselves! What does she want with BEN? His only redeeming quality is his money! This is not the home of a middle class family! Lindsey’s family seemed a little skeptical, but they were very nice to Ben! Of course Ben said he was falling in love wither he just like he says about every girl every week.
     Kacie B.’s family was not impressed with Ben. I don’t blame them. I can only imagine how my dad would feel if he was informed I was competing with other women to marry some rich guy… Any good parent would not want this for their daughter! Kacie is only 24! So I think her family is even more protective than the other girls who are all considerably older and have more life experience than her.
     Nicky who’s the only contestand who has been divorced also had divorced parents, but still seemed to get along well. Nicky’s parents were very nice to Ben. Nicky told Ben she was in love with him, but he didn’t say it back, but he does always reiterate that he is “falling in love” with everyone.
     The final date was with crazy Courtney with her shiny forehead (who I still think is a planted actress not a real contestant) and in classic crazy Courtney fashion she kepy talking baby talk and then she staged this weird fake wedding where she used vows from Sex in the City and was weird enough to play right along with this odd little ritual. Per usual she had a drink in her hand the whole time. However, Courtney’s family seemed surprisingly normal.
     Kacie B. who we had predicted to be a winner got sent home tonight. Possibly due to the way her family reacted to Ben, but who can blame them…
   
   
   

   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   

   
     

2/6

Our friend Shane joined us again tonight and if watching the Bachelor with us (yet again) didn’t take away his man card picking up “feminine products” on his way over probably did.

     This week’s show is in Panama City. Ben started the show off by saying “There are some “WOMEN” (Yes folks that was multiple) here that I could spend the rest of my life with.” Wouldn’t you feel special and honored to be one of many women that he could spend the rest of his life with? I want to shake these women!

     Kacie.B. got the first one on one date tonight. Once again the date started off with being whisked away in a helicopter. Kacie B. looked crazy hot in her bikini, but shortly after typing that I felt guilty, because she told Ben she used to have an eating disorder. Kacie is still our favorite. We’re still predicting her as the “winner” if you want to call marrying a rich womanizing pig that you barely know “winning” that is.

     Courtney got topless on the group date (in front of children-again) and Ben was in a loin cloth. Ben said he “appreciated” that Courtney was topless. Yeah that’s classy. Who doesn’t want their future wife to be naked on national television? They went to some remote village in Panama and dressed up like the people lived there and danced. This was my least favorite group date so far.

     Tonight there’s a 2 on 1 date where one of the two girls will have to go home. The 2 on 1 date was Salsa dancing with Rachel and Blakely. It was painful and awkward to watch. Rachel got the rose. Ben gave Blakely the same spiel he gave the last girl he sent home after a date (so heartfelt).

     Courtney did a lot of mouthing off and trash talking again tonight. Ben interrupted the drama to give Lindsey a rose.

     Chris Harrison showed up and asked Kacie.S.to step outside, where told her that the show had been contacted and had informed that she had a boyfriend at home. She claimed she was broken up with the guy and that he was her X-boyfriend, but admitted that she still had feelings for him and said she broke up with him because he didn‘t ever want to get married and it was so important to her. She had hoped coming on the show would help her get over him. Chris made her tell Ben. Ben was kind of condescending jerk when she told him and told her to go home. He was so angry that she had feelings for her X yet he told ALL SEVEN women on the show that he feelings for them tonight… Again I don’t see how this guy is a prize.

    The Jimmy Kimmel preview was more amusing than the show. It was just Ben and Jimmy sitting on a couch and Jimmy goes, “Hey, remember when you got rejected by Ashley? (Ben nodded sadly) That was awkward, huh?”

    Jamie was SUPER awkward at the cocktail party! Courtney, Rachel and Emily got roses at the Ceremony.

Only a week late

1/30.12

Tonight’s show was in Puerto Rico.

Tonight we made Jon (my boyfriend) watch the show…Ok…He pretty much just sat there and played words with friends and looked at sports stuff on his i-phone, but he was there. Shane keeps claiming that he has hockey games and will come soon, but we’re not sure if that’s really true.

Nicky got the first date tonight. There was a helicopter ride…again and then it poured so they had to go buy dry clothing. Nicky told Ben a sob story about her divorce and he felt bad and gave her a rose.

The group date was a game of slutty softball complete with booty shorts, pink bras, and see through shits. One girl even managed to make her outfit even skimpier by ting her see through shirt in a knot at the bottom. Creativity points I guess? You gotta stand out! This is the first group date where the girls wore clothing instead of bikinis. Of course there was added pool footage and skinny dipping later on in the show. They picked teams. I had flashbacks from the 4^th grade. Ben said it was a “tough loss and a hard fought game” Yeah Ben, it was just like the super bowl! The girls who lost cried like they HAD just lost the super bowl. I’ll give him that. The girls who won the game got to go on yet another helicopter date. The rest of the girls had to go back to the hotel.

Sabrina made it half way through the show (AGAIN). Have I mentioned that she is the one who makes me watch this terrible show? However, when I pointed that out she told me that she was and I quote “slowly making me a local celebrity”! Gee, thanks!

I’m not even sure who this Snookie looking girl is who got the second one on one date. Elise? I don’t know where she’s been the whole season? They went on a yacht date. She said she missed her best friend’s wedding to be on this show. Ahhh Are you that desperate to find a man or that bad of a friend? See there’s a good reason to watch this crap, it’s so you can feel better about yourself! They dove into the water off the side of the yacht and Jon said he hoped they got eaten by a shark and then this would be worth watching. I have to agree. How does this girl talk like she’s from Michigan, dress like she’s from Jersey, and claim that she’s from Florida? Ben did not give her a rose. America loves watching people get dumped… For even more embarrassment she asked what she did wrong and sobbed…

Don’t these women realize it would be half as much work for them to just go on www.sugardaddy.com? Are rich guys THIS hard to come by? Courtney and Ben went skinny dipping this week to prove my point that this guy is a total jerk rich or not…

Jennifer (the red head) got sent home this week which makes us a little sad because we liked her.

Next week they are going to Panama City!