Tonight’s show was in Puerto Rico.
Tonight we made Jon (my boyfriend) watch the show…Ok…He pretty much just sat there and played words with friends and looked at sports stuff on his i-phone, but he was there. Shane keeps claiming that he has hockey games and will come soon, but we’re not sure if that’s really true.
Nicky got the first date tonight. There was a helicopter ride…again and then it poured so they had to go buy dry clothing. Nicky told Ben a sob story about her divorce and he felt bad and gave her a rose.
The group date was a game of slutty softball complete with booty shorts, pink bras, and see through shits. One girl even managed to make her outfit even skimpier by ting her see through shirt in a knot at the bottom. Creativity points I guess? You gotta stand out! This is the first group date where the girls wore clothing instead of bikinis. Of course there was added pool footage and skinny dipping later on in the show. They picked teams. I had flashbacks from the 4th grade. Ben said it was a “tough loss and a hard fought game” Yeah Ben, it was just like the super bowl! The girls who lost cried like they HAD just lost the super bowl. I’ll give him that. The girls who won the game got to go on yet another helicopter date. The rest of the girls had to go back to the hotel.
Sabrina made it half way through the show (AGAIN). Have I mentioned that she is the one who makes me watch this terrible show? However, when I pointed that out she told me that she was and I quote “slowly making me a local celebrity”! Gee, thanks!
I’m not even sure who this Snookie looking girl is who got the second one on one date. Elise? I don’t know where she’s been the whole season? They went on a yacht date. She said she missed her best friend’s wedding to be on this show. Ahhh Are you that desperate to find a man or that bad of a friend? See there’s a good reason to watch this crap, it’s so you can feel better about yourself! They dove into the water off the side of the yacht and Jon said he hoped they got eaten by a shark and then this would be worth watching. I have to agree. How does this girl talk like she’s from Michigan, dress like she’s from Jersey, and claim that she’s from Florida? Ben did not give her a rose. America loves watching people get dumped… For even more embarrassment she asked what she did wrong and sobbed…
Don’t these women realize it would be half as much work for them to just go on www.sugardaddy.com? Are rich guys THIS hard to come by? Courtney and Ben went skinny dipping this week to prove my point that this guy is a total jerk rich or not…
Jennifer (the red head) got sent home this week which makes us a little sad because we liked her.
Next week they are going to Panama City!
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